ROCKET PROPELLED BEETLE
Amazing though Mr Musk’s private Tesla is, now cruising more than 1.6 million miles from Earth, indicating a speed of 6,816 mph, this feat, which must make Lewis Hamilton’s Formula One efforts pale into insignificance, prompted me to consider how amazing the earthbound Bombardier Beetle is. This creature, designed by Almighty God, utilises rocket power to avoid trouble. See design sketch at heading of this post. This design influenced the Grumman engineers when they designed the Lunar Excursion Module’s engines to land, and then blast the astronauts from the lunar surface back up to the orbiting command module. (See design sketch on right.) I just had to thank God for bothering to make a banana munching Chimp like me! He is truly the Master Designer.
Gibber! Gibber
! Chugley The Perfectly designed Chimp.
5 thoughts on “ROCKET PROPELLED BEETLE”
Wow! The Bombardier Beetle can certainly generate some heat. Like all living things, it is…”fearfully and wonderfully made”! Psalm 139:14
This little creation is all that jolly well puts the unscientific theory of evolution on the scrapheap of history don’t ya know? In any stage of the evolutionary process it would have blown itself up because the necessary protective components would not have “evolved” in time would they? Just saying mind, what would I know? I have confined myself to blowing up humans in the numerous wars I have attended.
Col Ret. Johnny Blumther VC DSO and Bar [or Snug to you]
A very snug comment. Thanks Colonel! I believe the “Big Bang” that never was, is coming soon! Gibber! Gibber!
“The Big Bang Theory” doesn’t this theory come with a box of matches and someone to make the strike.
I won’t go near the other use of this terminology!
Very wise Sydnesider, it remains part of the “theory” of evolution, where it will remain unproven. I remember hearing about a remark Sir Jack Brabham, former Australian World Champion Racing Driver and Constructor, made when the authorities would not open a concrete grandstand at Eastern Creek because it “was a fire danger”. Sir Jack recommended they gave a box of Redhead matches each to a dozen people and see if they could set fire to it. Sounds a very practical man, the late Sir Jack Brabham. This practical logic should be applied to other outlandish legislated theories also. Gibber! Gibber! Chugley the inflammatory Chimp.
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