Category: Monkey musings

CHIMP & HUMAN DNA UPDATE

CHIMP & HUMAN DNA UPDATE

In case any of my readers are tempted to think that they are related to me, here is a very professional video, from Creation Ministries, explaining how this could not be the truth. What puzzles me is how I seem to have received half the human download, but not the rest. It has something to do with “jumping genes” according to Mr Google, but I think this is a bit of a “googly” myself. I will not be applying to join one of your cricket clubs any time soon. Another thing that puzzles me is that you teach your children that they ARE descended from Chimps – from goo to you via the zoo. My contention is that this teaching is why your world is in such a terrible mess. Turn back to the Bible, I say! Be sure to subscribe to Creation Magazine to keep up with the truth of Creation, click link below: https://creation.com/magazines Gibber! Gibber! Chugley

WHY SHOULD YOU BUY CHUGLEY A BANANA OR FIVE?

WHY SHOULD YOU BUY CHUGLEY A BANANA OR FIVE?

This is a good question! As I approach 50,000 hits on my Blog, I thought what a huge difference it would make to the zoo, Mrs Chugley and I, if they had sent five dollars each along the way! My technical advisor, Sarge, came up with an organisation called “By Me a Coffee” and we thought lets make it “Buy Me a Banana”. If you click on the “Buy Me a Banana”, the link is to the right of my posts, at the top on colour; you have the option of buying me one banana, from $5 to five for $25. You can use your credit card. We would like to keep the Blog commercial advertisement free, as we would not have any say in the ads run. However, we would appreciate some help with the Blog costs – which never seem to reduce! We, of course, support such enterprises as Creation Ministries, Binary, Timeline and so on. An old evangelist once said “the world is about buying and selling” the Kingdom of God is about “Giving and Receiving.” We can think of many needy people who we can give to if you share this idea with us, $5 will probably not break your bank, but if 100 of you share the idea it would sure bolster ours – and begin to empower us to support others – maybe even you! Gibber! Gibber! Chugley Dreamtime Chimp

Could monkeys type the 23rd Psalm?

Could monkeys type the 23rd Psalm?

For my readers who still may be trying to grasp the theory of evolution, I recommend a careful study of this article by Russell Grigg of Creation Ministries. This monkey remains convinced that “monkey to man” evolution never occurred. The compulsory teaching of this “theory” – presented to your children as proven fact – is surely largely responsible for the evil mess in which you all now find yourselves. Their is an excellent biography of Russell Grigg at the end of this article. Make sure you keep you and your children correctly informed about such matters. and subscribe to Creation magazine, click link below: https://creation.com/magazines Gibber! Gibber! Chugley Could monkeys type the 23rd Psalm? by Russell Grigg First published: 5 May 2010 Re-featured on homepage: 30 June 2022 On 30 June 1860, there occurred an event which, in the minds of many people, was the turning point for the public acceptance of the theory of evolution in its confrontation with Christianity. This event was the debate between the agnostic Thomas Huxley, who came to be known as ‘Darwin’s bulldog’, and the Anglican Bishop of Oxford, Samuel Wilberforce, son of the famous anti-slavery politician, William Wilberforce. The debate was held at Oxford University at a meeting of the British Association for the Advancement of Science, of which Bishop Wilberforce was a vice-president, and was sparked by the publication of Charles Darwin’s Origin of Species seven months earlier, in November 1859. Wilberforce was an experienced and skilful debater. As well as being a theologian, he was an able naturalist. He had also acquired a first-class degree in mathematics in his graduate days at Oxford. He was also a Fellow of the Royal Society, and was a Professor of Mathematics at the University of Oxford. He was well versed in Darwin’s theory as, shortly before the debate…

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‘Alas! Poor Yorick!”

‘Alas! Poor Yorick!”

One of the most famous scenes in Shakespeare takes place in a graveyard. The grave-digger informs the young prince, Hamlet, that the skull belongs to the court jester, Yorick, ‘who was wont to set the table on a roar’. Hamlet, holding the skull in his hand, reflects on the transitory nature of life. The beloved Yorick is no more. Hamlet’s noble father, the king of Denmark is dead – murdered by his own brother. Hamlet’s father is now a tormented ghost seeking to be avenged. Even ‘Great Alexander’ is now ‘dust’. I wonder what the great poet would make of those who would argue that the macabre object in Hamlet’s hand was once a living, breathing human being accidentally – by chance – that the court jester’s wit and brilliance just evolved. ‘Alas! Poor Fools! Chugley, The Meditative Chimpanzee (who is supposedly ‘evolving’ into a human being).

AUSTRALIA 2021

AUSTRALIA 2021

After another week of witnessing the destruction of your country I thought this clever satirical advertisement appropriate. It encapsulates some of the old Australian cutting edge sense of humour. So don’t lose your sense of humour readers! I’ll keep mine ticking along. Gibber! Gibber! Chugley The Thinking Chimp PS: Check out my new shop! A purchase supports our work, strengthens your faith, and helps the work of our suppliers. Good business Chimp style. Stay tuned, more products are on the way. Now see Greg Willis’ series of DVD’s featuring the end times. Many think he is todays Barry Smith! Gibber! Gibber! Chugley Go to: chugley.blog/store/ Cut and paste this link.

TRUCKIES TO CALL “HALT”?

TRUCKIES TO CALL “HALT”?

This monkey keeps a watch on developments – frankly I am concerned for my banana supply. It seems likely that Australian and New Zealand truck drivers are going to shut down both countries this coming Tuesday August 31st. See the report below from the Cairns News. Of course I recommend that you approach this matter in the same way that the Bereans approached Paul’s teaching about Jesus Christ. See Acts 17:11. Gibber! Gibber! Chugley New post on Cairns NewsTruckies set Tuesday for big showdown with Australia’s COVID dictatorshipby Editor, cairnsnewsThe advert that has been appearing online across Australia.The truck protest convoy over a recent Sydney lockdown.By TONY MOBILIFONITISADVERTS announcing border, highway and port blockades by truckies starting this Tuesday (August 31) from 9am have started appearing online. Truckies will be joined by Vietnam veteran bikers, Pauline Hanson and anyone else who has had enough of the destruction of Australia by COVID dictators.The action is controversial to say the least, and the truckies have warned Australians to stock up on supplies. Some are prepared to go to jail if that’s what it takes to get the entire crooked cabal of premiers, health ministers, chief health officers and others right up to the PM to listen to common sense and stop the lunacy.The adverts follow a series of video clips made by drivers across Australia. The language is not pretty, but their motivation is clear: They’ve had enough of the rampant government bullying and threats of forced vaccination merely to cross a border in addition to endless restrictions on movement and trade imposed by state governments operating under the delusion of being able to “stop the virus”.The drivers also referenced the bigger picture, with one expressing his disgust at the herding of children into vaccination centers. Another referred the China-Fauci links and…

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PUZZLING STARLIGHT

PUZZLING STARLIGHT

As I study the Creation/Evolution issue in my zoo, I am becoming convinced that the lie of evolution that has been foisted on your children is at the bottom of all the ills plaguing your world. This is an excellent discussion involving the age of the earth and starlight, one of the main issues at the core of the Creation/Evolution debate. You may think it hard, but what about me? I seem to be “evolving” but where will the rest of my “downloads” come from to make me fully human? Perhaps you will plug me in to your latest nefarious AI machines…Leave me in my pleasant zoo – please! Gibber! Gibber! Chugley PS: To stay on top of such puzzles subscribe to Creation magazine: https://creation.com/magazines