Now Sunday evenings at 6 pm on Sky News is my “Can’t Miss” appointment with intelligence. Rowan Dean and Ross Cameron’s Outsiders  programme always hits the reality button for me and many others in the zoo. Last night featured a classic “Outsider” on the show, Emeritus Professor of Sociology, Frank Furedi, University of Kent, England. Just the sort of luminary a student Chimp needs for a life coach. I learned such gems as:

• “Unlearn the Truth”
• “Reading is dangerous”
• “Trumped by Non-Judgementalism”

There was also a pithy comment about a certain “church”  “made up of women of “both genders”.

This fantastic Hungarian flavoured food for an information-hungry Chimp was voraciously devoured.

Gibber! Gibber! from a micro aggressive Chimp!