One of my favourite leisure pursuits is perusing old aircraft and motor car magazines. I was pondering the clever system used by de Havilland for shaping the fuselage of their “Wooden Wonder”, the Mosquito aircraft of World War Two. It suddenly occurred to me that the term male and female is used here, now how will the Turnbullians cope with this?

Already in Canada Lindsay Shepherd of Wilfred Laurier University is being persecuted for using the personal pronouns ‘he’ and ‘she’. Where on earth is this going to end?

By the time I get re-classified as human who knows what I might be?

Very confusing for an evolving Chimp!

Gibber! Gibber!