I am in paroxysms concerning the leadership of your world. Our Zoo is very well run. No complaints – from the Chimpanzee compound anyway! The Polar Bears are known to dislike the heat, but then they would I suppose. The wallabies escape occasionally and take to The Sydney Harbour Bridge, see above. But the Zoo leadership is admirable – like ‘The Admirable Crichton’.

Take the leader of Canada, Justin Trudeau. He makes remarks that baffle me:

• ‘Sharia Law is compatible with Canadian Law.’ How is that a workable concept?
• ‘Dictatorship is a good method of Government.’ Guess that depends on who is your Dictator?
• Trudeau would also delete “mankind” and insert “peoplekind”.

Maybe it has something to do with his name ending in EAU which puts him more in tune with that wonderful comedian Marcel MarcEAU. Prime Minister Trudeau could take a leaf from Marcel’s book and stick to mime. EAU is French for water, which tends to be “wet” I suppose?

Didn’t one of you humans say, ‘It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt’?

Gibber! Gibber!

CHUGLEY

The Untalkative Chimp