Here at the zoo we have a highly skilled management team. For instance, they don’t just let any old animal in, Praise God! Some of us would end up as lunch for some barely evolved carnivore if they did. No, they very carefully select who comes to this zoo, and they make sure that accommodation and staff are available before additional members are accepted.

Suffering an apparent flash of super-intelligence, your Prime Minister has rejected the proposed “Global Compact” whereby Australia would relinquish its power to decide whom of you humans come to Australia – and in what numbers.

I originally hail from Cameroon, my description is Pan troglodyte ellioti.  Sounds pretty rude to me – just call me a Chimp! However, I had to undergo a rigorous selection procedure before I was accepted at the zoo, so why not you lot?

Only when my compound was fully finished was I shipped in. Definitely a case of “the right crowd, and no crowding”.

Gibber! Gibber!

The Rigorously-Selected Chimp