Category: Chimpanzees

WHAT HAPPENED?

WHAT HAPPENED?

After the messages concerning yesterdays post about Maui I am prompted by my readers to reflect on what happened. My keeper, Algy, spent some time in California in the sixties and comments that it was an idyllic part of the world. Since then he is told it has deteriorated into a kind of large slum. I thought this sing by the Beach Boys captured the spirit of California in those bygone years, and would provide an interlude between the heavy news items. So get yourselves in that cool clear water – at least in your dreams. Gibber! Gibber! Chugley

WORLD CHIMPANZEE DAY

WORLD CHIMPANZEE DAY

I must admit to my readers that I completely missed the fact that July 14th was World Chimpanzee Day. If you click on the link below you will hear a classic story of misinformation from Sky News. The video following the Sky News video, from Creation Ministries, explains the up to date truth of the matter. Moral: Don’t let the mainstream media make a monkey out of you. Creation Ministries reinforce my belief that I am a one off Chimp who somehow received a partial slice of human genome, I don’t seem to be part of an “evolving” process, I believe my ancestors were created Chimps, and my readers were created humans – get that stuck in your head Subscribe to Creation Magazine click this link: https://creation.com/magazines For an article further explaining the differences between human and Chimp DNA keep scrolling down. Click on the authors name to read his biography. Gibber! GIbber! Chugley PS: If these articles are helpful to you would you consider buying me a banana by clicking the icon on the landing page right hand side? Amounts start at $5, and, if you help us, we can help our contributors, like Creation Ministries, and others. Many thanks to those who have helped so far – many thanks and a big Gibber! https://www.skynews.com.au/australia-news/july-14-marks-world-chimpanzee-day/video/0f190d75dff7447365d270e125112b6d Human/chimp DNA similarity Evidence for evolutionary relationship? by Don Batten The idea that human beings and chimps have close to 100% similarity in their DNA seems to be common knowledge. The figures quoted vary: 97%, 98%, or even 99%, depending on just who is telling the story. What is the basis for these claims and do the data mean there really is not much difference between chimps and people? Are we just highly evolved apes? The following concepts will assist with a proper understanding of…

Read More Read More

Could monkeys type the 23rd Psalm?

Could monkeys type the 23rd Psalm?

For my readers who still may be trying to grasp the theory of evolution, I recommend a careful study of this article by Russell Grigg of Creation Ministries. This monkey remains convinced that “monkey to man” evolution never occurred. The compulsory teaching of this “theory” – presented to your children as proven fact – is surely largely responsible for the evil mess in which you all now find yourselves. Their is an excellent biography of Russell Grigg at the end of this article. Make sure you keep you and your children correctly informed about such matters. and subscribe to Creation magazine, click link below: https://creation.com/magazines Gibber! Gibber! Chugley Could monkeys type the 23rd Psalm? by Russell Grigg First published: 5 May 2010 Re-featured on homepage: 30 June 2022 On 30 June 1860, there occurred an event which, in the minds of many people, was the turning point for the public acceptance of the theory of evolution in its confrontation with Christianity. This event was the debate between the agnostic Thomas Huxley, who came to be known as ‘Darwin’s bulldog’, and the Anglican Bishop of Oxford, Samuel Wilberforce, son of the famous anti-slavery politician, William Wilberforce. The debate was held at Oxford University at a meeting of the British Association for the Advancement of Science, of which Bishop Wilberforce was a vice-president, and was sparked by the publication of Charles Darwin’s Origin of Species seven months earlier, in November 1859. Wilberforce was an experienced and skilful debater. As well as being a theologian, he was an able naturalist. He had also acquired a first-class degree in mathematics in his graduate days at Oxford. He was also a Fellow of the Royal Society, and was a Professor of Mathematics at the University of Oxford. He was well versed in Darwin’s theory as, shortly before the debate…

Read More Read More

PANDEMIC MONKEYSHINES

PANDEMIC MONKEYSHINES

Cherie Zaslawsky again excels herself in explaining the “monkey virus”. Can you humans get more off track as you pursue your evil ways? We look forward to Wayne Edwards’ return from England next week.. Gibber! Gibber! Chugley Pandemic Monkeyshines May 2022 By Cherie Zaslawsky While Bill Gates trumpeted his so-called “Decade of Vaccines” in 2010—apparently given a new lease on life with Covid—he’s been understandably quieter about his planned Decade of Pandemics. Of course the two go hand in hand, or perhaps hand in glove, as both are merely tools to further the Davos elites’ two-pronged attack on We the People: genocide and subsequent enslavement of those who survive. Plandemics and their subsequent mRNA vaccines can maim and kill millions of people, while providing the psychopathic elites with plausible deniability. Here’s Gates’ disingenuous warning: “Also, related to pandemics is something people don’t like to talk about much, which is bioterrorism, that somebody who wants to cause damage could engineer a virus. “ [Italics mine.] Hmmm…now why would anyone want to do that, Bill? In case you were wondering, Stephen Luby, professor of medicine and senior fellow at Stanford’s Wood Institute for the Environment, informs us that: There will be a Sars-CoV-3. Not one to be outdone by pundits across the Pond,  Sustainable Prince Charles offers this gem: There will be more and more pandemics, if we don’t do ‘the great reset’ now. It seems the WHO is planning for ten solid years of pandemics, from 2020 to 2030. How does WHO know what, why and when? Unless, of course, Gates’ minions—the WHO included—are feverishly planning and executing these pandemics. What better way to accurately predict the future than by controlling it? LESSONS FROM FRANKENSTEIN Among the dwindling numbers of literary classics students are assigned today, one often finds Mary Shelley’s novel Frankenstein. Written when Shelley was only eighteen,…

Read More Read More

FEELING UNCERTAIN?

FEELING UNCERTAIN?

This week seemed full of uncertainty. I guess that is the nature of your fallen world….You do not even know where your Governor General is – really? But then most of you vaguely think you “evolved” from goo to you via the zoo, so how do you make rational decisions? Maybe this man with the marbles has some answers. Thanks to Ashley for sending this through. Looks good to me! Gibber! Gibber! Chugley

CHUGLEY ON HOLIDAY UNTIL 2022

CHUGLEY ON HOLIDAY UNTIL 2022

God willing, and unless something stupendous happens, the Chugleys are on holiday until early 2022. It is good to know you still celebrate the birth of your Saviour in spite of the efforts of evolutionary killjoys! I’m sure this portrait emphasises how closely related I am to you. A massive thank you to all my readers friends and contributors who have encouraged me in 2021, have a joyous and Blessed Christmas! Gibber Gibber! Chugley

SMILE

SMILE

A human smile is worth more than a bunch of bananas to we chimpanzees. As a thinking chimpanzee living in my harbour-side zoo, I see you human beings covering up your beautiful smiles – and I wonder. Gibber! Gibber! Chugley, The Evolving Chimpanzee ‘Use Your Smile to change the world, Don’t Let The World Change Your Smile.’ (Old Chinese Proverb) One of the loveliest songs composed, is “Smile”.https://youtu.be/xyHoohNyYkw  Frank Sinatra’s performance of “When You’re Smiling” is loved by millions. https://youtu.be/351l62Yx0oI When a human being smiles, even we chimpanzees, with our magnificent teeth, acknowledge the superiority of the creature homo sapiens. In the direst situation, a human being triumphs when he or she smiles. A perfect smile is sought by all – just ask any dentist or orthodontist. And yet, as my zoo chimpanzee colleagues across the world inform me, human smiles, if they occur at all, are now hidden from view by masks. Once upon a time, bandits, bushrangers and bank robbers wore masks to disguise themselves so that they could not be recognized. Now, supposedly to prevent the spread of an alleged deadly virus, law-abiding citizens are being forcibly made to cover their mouths and noses. Wherever the virus and its supposed variants are lurking, human beings are ordered to mask up. If one dares to disobey, fellow human beings condemn, criticize and cry out. (I understand, however, that some intrepid humans believe that masks are as effective at stopping viruses, as a chain-link fence is, at stopping a swarm of mosquitoes.) In Hitler’s extermination camps, prisoners had their hair shaved, to de-humanize them. The excuse was to stop the spread of lice. In the 2020s human beings are being denied the smiles that make life worthwhile – as sages through the years have stated: “The robbed, that smiles,…

Read More Read More

PUZZLING STARLIGHT

PUZZLING STARLIGHT

As I study the Creation/Evolution issue in my zoo, I am becoming convinced that the lie of evolution that has been foisted on your children is at the bottom of all the ills plaguing your world. This is an excellent discussion involving the age of the earth and starlight, one of the main issues at the core of the Creation/Evolution debate. You may think it hard, but what about me? I seem to be “evolving” but where will the rest of my “downloads” come from to make me fully human? Perhaps you will plug me in to your latest nefarious AI machines…Leave me in my pleasant zoo – please! Gibber! Gibber! Chugley PS: To stay on top of such puzzles subscribe to Creation magazine: https://creation.com/magazines

YOU – A BETTER PRESIDENT?

YOU – A BETTER PRESIDENT?

Thank you Reverend Miles for sending in this quirky observation. I am most heartened to read that you believe dogs and animals go to heaven, perhaps there is yet hope for an apparently half “evolved” Chimp like me? Gibber! Gibber! Chugley Would You be the Better President? by Rev. Austin Miles Over the centuries, the patrons in barber shops and beauty salons across the nation  have long discussed the presidency.  “Why I could be a better president than the one we have,” is one example and is still often heard.  OK, let’s think of the president we are “gifted” with, Joe Biden. This scribe believes that yes, any one of us in the barber shop could do a better job.   The first thing he did was open our borders to the world inviting them all to “come on in.” And they immediately began coming in, by the tens of thousands daily.  That includes MS 13 gang members, drug pushers, human traffickers, criminals, rapists and thieves . Plus this president has promised all of them free housing, food, education and medical care at the expense of all the rest of us, paid for by higher taxes we must pay as a result.   What is more, the neighborhoods that will be created with these new arrivals will quickly become filthy slums. Is this is the America for tomorrow?  God help us. The democrats see it this way. And it is for sure that all of these refugees will vote Democrat which is invaluable to the left.None of us would have immediately shut down the Keystone Pipeline, Biden’s first action, killing 23,000 American jobs, plus making us energy dependent. This means that gasoline and diesel prices will skyrocket since we will be dependent upon other governments overseas to supply our fuel. This is one of the…

Read More Read More