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CURRENT “AFFAIRS”

CURRENT “AFFAIRS”

February 26, 2018

 

“Current ‘affairs’ reporter”has assumed new meaning. Therefore it was so encouraging to see my friends the, Outsiders, Rowan Dean and Ross Cameron, sticking to the vital issues facing Australia. Rowan Dean emphasised relentlessly yesterday, in line with Donald Trump, energy, energy, energy. Lets face it, without affordable energy we revert to the dark ages – no lights – plus the wrong affairs. Your current leader seems to be frolicking off in an expensive jet plane, but is still welded to the “Paris Accord” which guarantees your economic demise.

I am happy to remain in my enclosure and observe this lunacy at your expense. Long may you continue to keep me in the style to which you have accustomed me.

Gibber! Gibber!

Chugley – the Energy Gobbling Chimp

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6 thoughts on “CURRENT “AFFAIRS””

  1. Concerned Sydneysider says:
    February 26, 2018 at 2:38 am

    Energy! Energy! Energy!
    The need for affordable and reliable energy is key to Australia’s future and competitiveness. I am reliably informed that our leader is in far corners of the globe offering Australia old age security investments to a foreign power to build walls on international borders. I am sure that there would be no bankers fees and commissions being generated.
    Instead being a local commercial television viewer I am told by some hipster that my electricity can be transferred to a new address with a guarantee of connection. I am further condescendingly told that by using (unreliable and affordable) green energy that the planet will be saved! By not using coal generation in Australia, the planet will be saved. As opposed to coal generation using the same resource in India and China. The energy companies not only think that we are dumb, but they actually know that we are dumb.

    Bring on the energizer battery!

    1. Chugley Chimp says:
      February 26, 2018 at 4:23 am

      Well said Sydneysider! Now can you see why I’m not in a big hurry to be re-classified as human? What a mess you have made of everything. Gibber! Gibber! Chugley

  2. Paul says:
    February 26, 2018 at 6:23 am

    Personally, I have no issue with having nuclear energy…clean, cheap, bountiful and safe…as long as guidelines are in place as to the proper location! In Oz we have abundant supplies of uranium too.

    1. Chugley Chimp says:
      February 27, 2018 at 2:59 am

      The only shortage we seem to have is human brain power – Gibber! Gibber!

  3. peter harries says:
    February 26, 2018 at 10:38 am

    Sorry Chugley, we don’t need energy to grow bananas, but how are you going to find them when the lights go out?

    1. Chugley Chimp says:
      February 27, 2018 at 2:03 am

      This is the major concern Peter, hope your tent crusade is going well – no monkey business! The zoo misses you, Gibber! Gibber! Chugley

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