GUTS….
This monkey’s eye caught the cartoon below and reminded me of how many Australians stood back to back with Britain in her Finest Hour. Where have all the flowers gone? Gibber! Gibber Chugley
SMART JAPANESE DOCTOR
In case we all begin to get too serious we conclude the week with a humourous dialogue with an imaginary Japanese Doctor. Thank you to Kelleigh for adding some hilarity to the week. Gibber! Gibber! Chugley Smart Japanese Doctor Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that’s it… Don’t waste time on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it’s like saying you extend life of a car by driving faster. Want to live longer? – Take nap. Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Fruit very good. Brandy distilled wine, that means they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Grain good too. – Bottoms up! Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can’t think of one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain…very good! Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you? A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How can getting more vegetable be bad? Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around. Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me. Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! ‘Round’ is also a shape! Well… I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. And remember: Finally, the Japanese Doctor summed up: Look mister, Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid…
TWO YEARS OF NEWS IN 4-1/2mins
Two years of evening news in 4-1/2 minute video. Thanks Kelleigh once again! or (https://na01.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Frumble.com%2Fembed%2Fvpitd4%2F%3Fpub%3D4&data=04%7C01%7C%7C933d51df19d447eb4ad608d9d9e8ba15%7C84df9e7fe9f640afb435aaaaaaaaaaaa%7C1%7C0%7C637780415843977801%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C3000&sdata=JwQSgpp9kUlJA9Xn6Z8mW5tWegw%2BgbuGL%2BJ%2FYGr5NV4%3D&reserved=0) Gibber! Gibber! Chugley
AUSTRALIA 2021
After another week of witnessing the destruction of your country I thought this clever satirical advertisement appropriate. It encapsulates some of the old Australian cutting edge sense of humour. So don’t lose your sense of humour readers! I’ll keep mine ticking along. Gibber! Gibber! Chugley The Thinking Chimp PS: Check out my new shop! A purchase supports our work, strengthens your faith, and helps the work of our suppliers. Good business Chimp style. Stay tuned, more products are on the way. Now see Greg Willis’ series of DVD’s featuring the end times. Many think he is todays Barry Smith! Gibber! Gibber! Chugley Go to: chugley.blog/store/ Cut and paste this link.
ARE COMPUTERS MALE OR FEMALE?
Thank you David for sending through this witty clip. I am hoping that this week will bring better news for mankind, so why not begin it with a hearty laugh? Gibber! Gibber! Chugley
MONKEY BUSINESS
Hong Kong Times, Dec 30, 2004 A piece of creative writing from my new correspondent and prolific Author Robert J Firth. Whilst whiling away time in a Macau bar. AKA Philip Wee & S.T. Chung One of the most remarkable stories you will ever read. On August 3rd, 2003, medical history was made that will forever change our perception of the world and all living things. On that date, Dr. L.C. Wang, one of the world’s most renowned experts in human genetic manipulation reported today that he and his term of genetic engineers successfully transplanted the mind of a human into a Chimpanzee. The donor, a male victim of a traffic accident had left his body to science and the mans’ wife learning of Dr. Wang’s work in the field of genetics, offered her husbands body to Dr. Wang’s institute at the Medical Science Institute of the University of Macau.The 42 year old man, during his life had been a professor of ancient Chinese literature and was in good health until the tragic accident. Dr. Wang reported that the operation, conducted over 20 hours by a rotating team of skilled brain surgeons was remarkably successful and the Chimp, named Billy, aged 17, survived quite well and today more than a a year following this highly unusual and ground breaking procedure, is fully recovered and living a normal life. Dr. Wang reports that the Chimp, only three days after the operation had been communicating in writing with paper and pen. “Billy (the Chimp) has no memory of the traffic accident that killed the man whose mind he has inherited but he does remember his life as a human up to the time of the accident”. Dr Wang had a team of highly skilled psychologists working with Billy for several months to…
