MONKEY BUSINESS
Hong Kong Times, Dec 30, 2004 A piece of creative writing from my new correspondent and prolific Author Robert J Firth. Whilst whiling away time in a Macau bar. AKA Philip Wee & S.T. Chung One of the most remarkable stories you will ever read. On August 3rd, 2003, medical history was made that will forever change our perception of the world and all living things. On that date, Dr. L.C. Wang, one of the world’s most renowned experts in human genetic manipulation reported today that he and his term of genetic engineers successfully transplanted the mind of a human into a Chimpanzee. The donor, a male victim of a traffic accident had left his body to science and the mans’ wife learning of Dr. Wang’s work in the field of genetics, offered her husbands body to Dr. Wang’s institute at the Medical Science Institute of the University of Macau.The 42 year old man, during his life had been a professor of ancient Chinese literature and was in good health until the tragic accident. Dr. Wang reported that the operation, conducted over 20 hours by a rotating team of skilled brain surgeons was remarkably successful and the Chimp, named Billy, aged 17, survived quite well and today more than a a year following this highly unusual and ground breaking procedure, is fully recovered and living a normal life. Dr. Wang reports that the Chimp, only three days after the operation had been communicating in writing with paper and pen. “Billy (the Chimp) has no memory of the traffic accident that killed the man whose mind he has inherited but he does remember his life as a human up to the time of the accident”. Dr Wang had a team of highly skilled psychologists working with Billy for several months to…
CHURCHES NOW STRIP CLUBS?
In a stunning example of your growing human lunacy I must ask my readers if they can explain this strange development As a peace loving Chimp I am lost for words! Gibber! Gibber! Chugley Chimp Needing Psychological Counselling
CREATION INFObytes
Creation Ministries send out daily INFObytes. I find them very helpful in my search for the truth about origins. You should also find then helpful when you discuss the historical truth of the Bible. I found the one I feature today particularly insightful in explaining how animals could have spread throughout the post-flood world. Sign up for INFObytes here, it is free! : https://creation.com/infobytes Enjoy the sample click the link below! Gibber! Gibber! Chugley Hooked on Creation History Chimp Phytogeography and zoogeography—rafting vs continental drift by Dominic Statham Evolutionists have great difficulties explaining the global distributions of plants and animals. Accepted models of continental drift are inadequate to explain both trans-Atlantic and trans-Pacific disjunctions. At the same time, evolutionary biogeographers are unable to provide an adequate mechanism by which these distribution patterns could have arisen by dispersal. In contrast, the data fit well within a creationist model where plants and animals were rafted to the places they now inhabit on log mats left over from the Genesis Flood. The more raftable animals tend to have the most numerous transoceanic disjunctions and areas of high endemism/biodiversity tend to be concentrated in coastal regions where ocean currents intersect with land masses. Areas of high plant endemism/biodiversity often coincide with areas of high animal endemism/biodiversity, suggesting that the plants and animals were transported to these places by the same means. “The pattern of geographical distribution [of plants and animals] is just what you would expect if evolution had happened.” (Richard Dawkins, Oxford University 1) “Biogeography (or geographical distribution of organisms) has not been shown to be evidence for or against [macro] evolution in any sense.” (Gareth Nelson and Norman Platnick, American Museum of Natural History 2) The difficulties evolutionists have in explaining biogeographic patterns have led to the most remarkable admissions. Disjunct distributions, where similar plants…