BACK IN THE ZOO!

BACK IN THE ZOO!

Phew! The Vets did a fine job on clearing my blocked neck artery – thank you! We are so fortunate to have skilful people to repair the damage our foolish lifestyles have brought upon us. I am grateful that few people smoke these days, and thus, not enough cigarette butts get tossed into my cage to tempt me! I felt as if  I had been hit by a ten ton truck, but after a few banana wines and a few weeks convalescing I am much improved. Thanks for all the cards, flowers and kind thoughts. Nice to know I was missed!

BUT what has been going on during my enforced absence?

The Pied Piper of Point Piper has been trying to lead you, like lemmings, over a financial cliff. How on earth does he dream these schemes up?

 

Surely, even a half-evolved Chimp, with a sore neck, knows that energy prices need to drop and coal-fired generators need to be back online pronto. How much education does it take to know that one average volcano generates more carbon dioxide over a month than the entire output from human efforts in known time? Yet this man wants to enslave Australia by signing “the Paris protocol” which will make no perceptible difference to world carbon dioxide levels. (Most thinking people understand that carbon dioxide is a gas that is good for plants anyway). Why don’t the French stick to running the Folies Bergere, which they do well, I’m told.

As I write Malcolm Turnbull is fighting for survival. Bring back Tony Abbott, I say! Meanwhile I’ll stay in my zoo, thank you, it is less of a pain in the neck!

Gibber! Gibber!

CHUGLEY The Re-Bored Thinking Chimpanzee

11 thoughts on “BACK IN THE ZOO!”

  1. Those able to sign the Paris Agreement and the Kyoto Protocol without committing financial or power supply suicide are those with Nuclear Power Stations. Without another viable base load power supply we cannot rid ourselves of coal fired power.

    Not too much banana wine though Chugley! Don’t want the doctors turning their attention from your neck to your liver!

  3. Oh, at last. I turn on my ‘mind of it’s own’ computer and find, my friend Chugley back in the zoo. Welcome home! And yes, what hope do we have when we have leadership as popular and as short on good old common sense, or is it narrow mindedness, as the lot we have. With all the woes of this country, and this world, I hear that some bright sparks are spending billions of dollars, sending a spycam of some sort to the sun. Or some other similarly expensive device to the outer reaches of our universe. To do WHAT??? Can any one give a valid reason for this use of immense amounts of money. I guess they will find that the universe is very big. I only went to Bournewood Public School, and the teacher taught me that 75 years ago. How much good, hospitals, schools, sanitation, clean water: the list goes on and on, could be done for those of us who live on this planet, and if there is any left over, send it to another planet with greater needs than ours. Just as well I know who is really in charge, so I have naught to worry about. How about Chugley for Prime Minister. ( But my advice, don’t accept )

    1. Milton, I cannot help but think that these men have hidden plans we are not privy to, it beggars belief how utterly stupid some of the decisions (and beliefs) are. Take evolution, for example, do people REALLY believe they descended from a monkey? Gibber! Gibber! Chugley

  4. Madness…not you Chugley…but the state of our nation’s politics at present. It’s not conducive to a stable, productive society. Who’ll be next PM, I wonder – Peter Dutton, Scott Morrison or Julie Bishop? Whoever it is, I hope they have common sense and push for coal again for reliable, cheap and abundant electricity. I agree Chugley, that our minuscule output of CO2 is minuscule compared to the massive output of natural sources such as volcanoes. Our climate is more affected by solar flares than CO2, I think. If climate is changing, Man’s contribution to climate is nothing compared to the enormous natural forces at play. Anyway…it’s good to have you back on neck…er…deck, Chugley!

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