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‘A TIME TO WEEP – AND A TIME TO LAUGH’ (Ecclesiastes 3:4)

‘A TIME TO WEEP – AND A TIME TO LAUGH’ (Ecclesiastes 3:4)

December 6, 2018

 

Clarity of Communication is not always in evidence in even the most worthy documents. Words are veritable mine-fields.

Seven – no eight –  quotes from Church Bulletins:

  • The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meal.

  • For those of you  who have children and don’t know it, we have a Nursery downstairs.

  • Next Thursday there will be try-out for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

  • Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

  • Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

  • Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 6 pm. Please use the back door.

  • The Eighth- Graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s ‘Hamlet’ in the Church basement Friday at 7 p.m. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

  • Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

Of course, I could add more but as a sensitive Chimpanzee I only publish these. They were sent to me from a relative in UK but I deduce that they originate in U.S.A. or Canada.

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3 thoughts on “‘A TIME TO WEEP – AND A TIME TO LAUGH’ (Ecclesiastes 3:4)”

  1. Paul says:
    December 6, 2018 at 11:27 pm

    Ambiguity can provide lots of laughs. Thanks for these, Chugley!

  2. Concerned Sydneysider says:
    December 7, 2018 at 2:11 am

    Ah yes, subject and predicate lessons. A great time to sleep.

    Alternatively, I know what I thing that I have said. I am not sure if you caught the same meaning

    1. Chugley Chimp says:
      December 7, 2018 at 6:23 am

      Nor am I!! Gibber! Gibber! Chugley

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