Clarity of Communication is not always in evidence in even the most worthy documents. Words are veritable mine-fields.

Seven – no eight –  quotes from Church Bulletins:

• The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meal.

• For those of you  who have children and don’t know it, we have a Nursery downstairs.

• Next Thursday there will be try-out for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

• Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

• Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

• Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 6 pm. Please use the back door.

• The Eighth- Graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s ‘Hamlet’ in the Church basement Friday at 7 p.m. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

• Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

Of course, I could add more but as a sensitive Chimpanzee I only publish these. They were sent to me from a relative in UK but I deduce that they originate in U.S.A. or Canada.

Chugley, The Word- Smith