It is hard for a Chimpanzee, trying valiantly to cope with evolving, to witness some of the backward human behaviour currently displayed by your population.

My History tells me that in 1327 King Edward II of England, (pictured above below a bemused me), was proven to have been dispatched by being skewered with a red-hot spitting iron while imprisoned in Berkeley Castle.

Fast forward to 2018 and I see that, instead of red-hot spitting irons, pipe bombs are being substituted.

Not much progress in behaviour here, but then there has been no verifiable proof as from where these bombs originated. It also seems that the modern media is much more interested in sensation than in facts, thus fueling its insatiable desire for sensational stories of any sort, never mind the doubtful source.

The whole situation just helps to persuade me to stay put in my zoo compound and to carefully observe your mind-boggling machinations.

Gibber! Gibber!

Chugley

The Bombed-Out Chimp

P.S. As if high profile people open their own mail!