The Zoo is enshrouded in smoke. I am avoiding anything more strenuous than sipping my banana wine in my air conditioned apartment. The air quality outside is reported to be worse than Delhi, India, on a bad day.

So why all this Government hysteria about cigarettes, when, with very little effort, your Government has allowed the bush to gain enough combustible material over the last ten years to incinerate all in its path and suffocate the residents with smoke? (Don’t let them fool you into thinking it is because of the hoax “Global Warming” either.)

I just cannot see “evolution” in action here. Your Aborigines did a better job of tending their bush country, thousands of years ago. Then all they had was a loin cloth, the odd boomerang, some stone axes and a flint stone, to start a back-burning fire. But somehow they manged it.

You should all be thoroughly ashamed of yourselves making the zoo suffer like this. It was better in the Congo. And what about the carbon emissions?

Gibber! Gibber!

Chugley

The Chimp with a Smokers Cough.