I cannot believe the childish stupidity of some of your sporting “heroes”. Surely even a Chimp would know that ball tampering is for Chumps? Perhaps these men are devolving, not evolving. We Chimps prefer to use already roughened balls that grow on trees – they are called coconuts, in case you didn’t know. My grandfather, who lived in a suburb of Nairobi, Kenya, was a crack shot at throwing them. He caused a few nasty headaches for the local humans in those parts as they came home from the pubs. They even used toughened umbrellas to protect themselves. Makes you wonder which way this evolution theory works, doesn’t it?

Gibber! Gibber!

Chugley

Googlie Bowler