I must admit that in my quest to evolve into a fully qualified human I often become very puzzled. I like to think that I am a diligent student of the human condition, but your Prime Minister has me stumped. He constantly seems to ignore the important problems, such as electricity prices being beyond reach of normal citizens and not enough gas available for domestic consumption. He even embraces schemes like pumping water up hills at greater power cost than the  power generated by letting it run down again. Rather like “the Grand Old Duke of York”, isn’t it? (He had ten thousand men, he marched them up to the top of the hill..,.and marched them down again – for those of you pre X-BOX readers).

Think about it, if this were a feasible idea that worked, then dear old Malcolm would have employed a perpetual motion system and earned several knighthoods. But why be surprised? How else could Elon Musk, of Tesla fame, be employed to build a dud battery in South Australia that will run your appliances for a minuscule length of time? A sort of ‘Never Ready’.

All this just further convinces me that I would be plain stupid to evolve into a human….much better to stay in my fully serviced zoo, with no cost to me.

Gibber! Gibber!