“Last night I had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.” Many thanks to Ministry Aviation Fellowship for this one, (they need a sense of humour as they cope with hazardous flying conditions around the world in helping to spread the Good news of Jesus Christ!).
Another one this monkey likes is the immaculately groomed and presented Peta Credlin also on Rupert Murdoch’s Sky News. No wonder Mr. Murdoch does well, he knows what sells. Have to wonder if Tony Abbott will be re-instated. Amongst all the confusion his voice may seem pedantic but it seems to speak real monkey sense.
That got your attention didn’t it! I watch the Andrew Bolt show on Sky most evenings at 7pm and enjoy his smooth approach and intelligent assessment of current affairs. Sky also has some thought provoking people on the Outsiders programme on Sundays, well done Rupert Murdoch! I, for one, was sorry to see Mark Latham get sacked. Somehow straight talk is refreshing even though it may be construed as non PC these days amongst you lot.
Wars and rumoursof wars? I would have thought that you lot had had enough of wars and blowing each other up, us Chimps enjoy a good squabble, but forgive me if I draw the line at Nuclear blasts, yet another reason I prefer to stay in my zoo thank you! I am asking zoo management to make sure our cage is thoroughly bomb proofed. I don’t want to be vapourised just yet, thank you
I was very pleased that President Donald Trump instructed Vice President Pence to call by my holiday cage at Taronga Zoo Sydney on his recent visit. I was in residence at the time and we exchanged a few short gibbers. The new President of the most powerful country in the world obviously understands the power of the monkey in this fast evolving world! A High Five to that man! (and his intelligent wife, in case I’m branded sexist). Chugley