DOES GOOGLE BOWL GOOGLYS?

DOES GOOGLE BOWL GOOGLYS?

As I sit in my cage punching my computer keys I am continually searching for knowledge but doubt I’ll find wisdom! Have you explored Google lately? This fountain of information will tell you that you are related to me. This is serious, just start searching chimpanzees. I think my readers’ great grandfathers would have a problem with this concept as would my very own pure chimp relations. I am much happier in my cage with my hirsute brothers and sisters rather than being forced outside to join, say, one of your posh golf clubs or to host one of your…

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DEMOLISH ARGUMENTS NOT ATHEISTS

DEMOLISH ARGUMENTS NOT ATHEISTS

You humans like to make out that God is dead and you have more modern brains. For instance I heard the other day that some bright spark argues that mutations and diseases are beneficial. This brainbox cited sickle-cell anemia as being a beneficial disease because sufferers are immune to malaria. What this  brainbox fails to tell you is that if sickle-cell sufferers try to run a marathon they will drop dead. Not an outcome most balanced people would wish for. This brainbox may or may not be an atheist, but my point is that his idea should be challenged before…

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JOKE

JOKE

“Last night I had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.” Many thanks to Ministry Aviation Fellowship for this one,  (they need a sense of humour as they cope with hazardous flying conditions around the world in helping to spread the Good news of Jesus Christ!).

INCREDIBLE CREDLIN

INCREDIBLE CREDLIN

Another one this monkey likes is the immaculately groomed and presented Peta Credlin also on Rupert Murdoch’s Sky News. No wonder Mr. Murdoch does well, he knows what sells. Have to wonder if Tony Abbott will be re-instated. Amongst all the confusion his voice may seem pedantic but it seems to speak real monkey sense.  

IS BOLT NUTS?

IS BOLT NUTS?

That got your attention didn’t it! I watch the Andrew Bolt show on Sky most evenings at 7pm and enjoy his smooth approach and intelligent assessment of current affairs. Sky also has some thought provoking people on the Outsiders programme on Sundays, well done Rupert Murdoch! I, for one, was sorry to see Mark Latham get sacked. Somehow straight talk is refreshing even though it may be construed as non PC these days amongst you lot.

HERE WE GO AGAIN…..??

HERE WE GO AGAIN…..??

Wars and rumoursof wars? I would have thought that you lot had had enough of wars and blowing each other up, us Chimps enjoy a good squabble, but forgive me if I draw the line at Nuclear blasts, yet another reason I prefer to stay in my zoo thank you! I am asking zoo management to make sure our cage is thoroughly bomb proofed. I don’t want to be vapourised just yet, thank you

PENCE GETS HIS BANANAS

PENCE GETS HIS BANANAS

I was very pleased that President Donald Trump instructed Vice President Pence to  call by my holiday cage at Taronga Zoo Sydney on his recent visit. I was in residence at the time and  we exchanged a few short gibbers. The new President of the most powerful country in the world obviously understands the  power of the monkey in this fast evolving world! A High Five to that man! (and his intelligent wife, in case I’m branded sexist). Chugley