The Outsiders, hosted by Ross Cameron and Rowan Dean, last night featured a one-dimensional cut out of Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull, similar to the one above, but without the chicks.

However the zoo has given the PM full marks for his decision to veto a separate Aboriginal division in your Parliament. Goodness, me I should think so, there are enough divisions already caused by humans not knowing just how much Chimp is in their ancestry never mind adding Aboriginal to the confusion! Come to think of it, it is not that long since you thought that your own relations, the Tasmanian Aboriginals, were “missing links”. Do you wonder at my reluctance to re-assign as human?

The Outsiders excelled in their usual witty way, chiding the PM for lightweight policies. I must say the thought of a $2 a week reduction in electricity bills in ten years did not add to my desire to re-assign. Well might the cardboard cut out PM recite “I have never had more fun in my life” – nobody else seems to share the mirth.