GRID LOCKED!
What on earth are the new owners of the Formula One Circus thinking about? This is political correctness gone mad – much worse than banning dwarf throwing. The dwarfs are on record as saying they enjoyed being thrown, just as the Formula One Grid Girls say they enjoy the grid. Always done tastefully they added colour and glamour to this ultra exciting sport. Many models got a start for their modelling careers assisting in “starting” F1 cars.
I would say that Sir Jackie Stewart (With Grid Girls) 
will no doubt be shocked.
Can you imagine what the late Graham Hill and Jim Clark, both World Champions of Formula 1 would think?
Gibber! Gibber!
Chugley, The Former Racing Chimpanzee
4 thoughts on “GRID LOCKED!”
Chugley, I can see you are thoroughly enjoying this F1 driving experience, but please keep a firm prehensile grip on that steering wheel!
Funny thing that, it seems the safer they make the sport and the more “hi tech” the more ho hum it gets. I enjoyed the old days of smoking tyres, wild slides and drivers to be seen hard at work at the wheel. Maybe I show my monkey age! Gibber! Gibber! Chugley
Oh dear, a “racing Chimp!” Who would have thought. Anyway, re ‘Grid Girls’, I started my interest in motor racing, (now addicted) swinging from a tree at the Gnooblas circuit, just outside Orange, N.S.W. Them’s was the days. No turbo’d ‘zillion cc engines, things like Maybach ex. a German tank, and the .
‘flying bedstead’ powered by a Vincent bike engine. And a bloke by the name of Brabham, just starting out. And guess what, not a Grid Girl in sight. Must be getting old. Milton the Mandrill.
Stay interested Mandrill – all is not lost! We love your e-mails and have many fond memories of that man Brabham sliding through the corners with the tail hanging out. The only man so far to win the world formula one championship in a car of his own manufacture. A truly great Australian, and no monkey in his ancestry, as far as I can see. Gibber! Gibber!
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