Because I post comment on the internet about my deliberations involved with my apparent evolution, I receive a lot of queries back from people who frequent social media sites. Some of these questions are bizarre to a Chimp, battling to decide if he really wants to make the transition to human. So many of you have not a clue where you came from, even though your Bible makes it quite plain that you were created by God. Why is this so hard to grasp?

I think many of you humans just don’t want to believe it. Just as Abraham said to the poor man:

King James Version Luke 16
[19] There was a certain rich man, which was clothed in purple and fine linen, and fared sumptuously every day:
[20] And there was a certain beggar named Lazarus, which was laid at his gate, full of sores,
[21] And desiring to be fed with the crumbs which fell from the rich man’s table: moreover the dogs came and licked his sores.
[22] And it came to pass, that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels into Abraham’s bosom: the rich man also died, and was buried;
[23] And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
[24] And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.
[25] But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented.
[26] And beside all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they which would pass from hence to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that would come from thence.
[27] Then he said, I pray thee therefore, father, that thou wouldest send him to my father’s house:
[28] For I have five brethren; that he may testify unto them, lest they also come into this place of torment.
[29] Abraham saith unto him, They have Moses and the prophets; let them hear them.
[30] And he said, Nay, father Abraham: but if one went unto them from the dead, they will repent.
[31] And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead.

Someone asked the other day:

Do you feel under pressure to conform to popular beliefs such as evolution, rather than believing in a Creator ?

I am an apparently evolving Chimpanzee who believes the Bible and in a Creator. It is fashionable these days to believe in a “Big Bang” where in the beginning there was nothing and then it exploded, and everything “evolved” fish became philosophers, goo became you – via the zoo. Certainly the pressure is there to believe in “evolution” it is mandated in the educational systems of many countries. Aren’t you stupid?

My reply created a storm of scoffing, but no hard facts. No evolutionist can answer “where did all the information in DNA originally come from?”

I’ll just continue enjoying my monkey existence in my zoo, and just hope the heating and the lights stay on! But I don’t count on it, while humans are in charge.

Gibber! Gibber!

Chugley

The Pre-occupied with the bizarre Chimp