To my monkey mind the climate has been in a state of change for aeons. Before Noah’s flood for instance things were different – very different! In fact they were completely different, which is why they find seashells and marine fossils high on Mount Everest. That venerable mountain was elevated by huge volcanic upheavals a few thousand years ago. Notice, not millions!

Now consider the humans’ stupidity in imagining that his kind can alter the huge magnificence of the earth’s construction – lunacy of a special sort, don’t you agree? Almost like thinking puffing one cigarette could alter the atmosphere in Yankee Stadium!

Gibber, gibber