TAXING TIME!
It does amuse me observing you humans. You love taxing each other and expanding ways of wasting money and resources, however, this latest report really could be called the biter bit.
Recently, here in Australia, your deputy head of the Tax Department, Mr Cranston, has been arrested for allegedly helping his son to execute an elaborate fraud removing over one hundred million dollars from Australia’s taxation coffers. Talk about monkey business.
This monkey will be watching developments most keenly!
CHIMPS IN SPACE – MEET HAM!
Ham, the First Chimpanzee in Space On January 31, 1961 Ham became the first chimpanzee in space. Save the Chimps honors Ham, his courage, and his unwilling sacrifice. The Space Chimps, or “Astrochimps,” hold a special place in the hearts of everyone at Save the Chimps. It was the plight of the Air Force chimps, the chimpanzees used in the early days of space research, and their descendants, that inspired our late founder Dr. Carole Noon to establish Save the Chimps. Ham’s story spans the globe and into the reaches of space. Born in Cameroon in approximately 1957, Ham was captured and brought to a…
PROTEST FOR SCIENCE MARCH – What about the CHIMPS?
On the weekend of April 22nd 2017 protesters marched for “science” through the streets of Cincinatti. The main thrust was vague but seemed to be supportive of the anti Global Warming issue and protesters displayed some muddled googly thinking. I was reminded of Charles Haddon Spurgeon’s comment in the 1800’s that it has been said by someone that “the proper study of mankind is man.” I will not oppose the idea, but I believe it is equally true that the proper study of God’s elect is God; the proper study of a Christian is the Godhead. The highest science, the…
DOES GOOGLE BOWL GOOGLYS?
As I sit in my cage punching my computer keys I am continually searching for knowledge but doubt I’ll find wisdom! Have you explored Google lately? This fountain of information will tell you that you are related to me. This is serious, just start searching chimpanzees. I think my readers’ great grandfathers would have a problem with this concept as would my very own pure chimp relations. I am much happier in my cage with my hirsute brothers and sisters rather than being forced outside to join, say, one of your posh golf clubs or to host one of your…