Category: Chimpanzees

WHAT HAPPENED?

WHAT HAPPENED?

After the messages concerning yesterdays post about Maui I am prompted by my readers to reflect on what happened. My keeper, Algy, spent some time in California in the sixties and comments that it was an idyllic part of the world. Since then he is told it has deteriorated into a kind of large slum. I thought this sing by the Beach Boys captured the spirit of California in those bygone years, and would provide an interlude between the heavy news items. So get yourselves in that cool clear water – at least in your dreams. Gibber! Gibber! Chugley

WORLD CHIMPANZEE DAY

WORLD CHIMPANZEE DAY

I must admit to my readers that I completely missed the fact that July 14th was World Chimpanzee Day. If you click on the link below you will hear a classic story of misinformation from Sky News. The video following the Sky News video, from Creation Ministries, explains the up to date truth of the matter. Moral: Don’t let the mainstream media make a monkey out of you. Creation Ministries reinforce my belief that I am a one off Chimp who somehow received a partial slice of human genome, I don’t seem to be part of an “evolving” process, I…

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Could monkeys type the 23rd Psalm?

Could monkeys type the 23rd Psalm?

For my readers who still may be trying to grasp the theory of evolution, I recommend a careful study of this article by Russell Grigg of Creation Ministries. This monkey remains convinced that “monkey to man” evolution never occurred. The compulsory teaching of this “theory” – presented to your children as proven fact – is surely largely responsible for the evil mess in which you all now find yourselves. Their is an excellent biography of Russell Grigg at the end of this article. Make sure you keep you and your children correctly informed about such matters. and subscribe to Creation…

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PANDEMIC MONKEYSHINES

PANDEMIC MONKEYSHINES

Cherie Zaslawsky again excels herself in explaining the “monkey virus”. Can you humans get more off track as you pursue your evil ways? We look forward to Wayne Edwards’ return from England next week.. Gibber! Gibber! Chugley Pandemic Monkeyshines May 2022 By Cherie Zaslawsky While Bill Gates trumpeted his so-called “Decade of Vaccines” in 2010—apparently given a new lease on life with Covid—he’s been understandably quieter about his planned Decade of Pandemics. Of course the two go hand in hand, or perhaps hand in glove, as both are merely tools to further the Davos elites’ two-pronged attack on We the…

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FEELING UNCERTAIN?

FEELING UNCERTAIN?

This week seemed full of uncertainty. I guess that is the nature of your fallen world….You do not even know where your Governor General is – really? But then most of you vaguely think you “evolved” from goo to you via the zoo, so how do you make rational decisions? Maybe this man with the marbles has some answers. Thanks to Ashley for sending this through. Looks good to me! Gibber! Gibber! Chugley

CHUGLEY ON HOLIDAY UNTIL 2022

CHUGLEY ON HOLIDAY UNTIL 2022

God willing, and unless something stupendous happens, the Chugleys are on holiday until early 2022. It is good to know you still celebrate the birth of your Saviour in spite of the efforts of evolutionary killjoys! I’m sure this portrait emphasises how closely related I am to you. A massive thank you to all my readers friends and contributors who have encouraged me in 2021, have a joyous and Blessed Christmas! Gibber Gibber! Chugley

SMILE

SMILE

A human smile is worth more than a bunch of bananas to we chimpanzees. As a thinking chimpanzee living in my harbour-side zoo, I see you human beings covering up your beautiful smiles – and I wonder. Gibber! Gibber! Chugley, The Evolving Chimpanzee ‘Use Your Smile to change the world, Don’t Let The World Change Your Smile.’ (Old Chinese Proverb) One of the loveliest songs composed, is “Smile”.https://youtu.be/xyHoohNyYkw  Frank Sinatra’s performance of “When You’re Smiling” is loved by millions. https://youtu.be/351l62Yx0oI When a human being smiles, even we chimpanzees, with our magnificent teeth, acknowledge the superiority of the creature homo sapiens….

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PUZZLING STARLIGHT

PUZZLING STARLIGHT

As I study the Creation/Evolution issue in my zoo, I am becoming convinced that the lie of evolution that has been foisted on your children is at the bottom of all the ills plaguing your world. This is an excellent discussion involving the age of the earth and starlight, one of the main issues at the core of the Creation/Evolution debate. You may think it hard, but what about me? I seem to be “evolving” but where will the rest of my “downloads” come from to make me fully human? Perhaps you will plug me in to your latest nefarious…

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YOU – A BETTER PRESIDENT?

YOU – A BETTER PRESIDENT?

Thank you Reverend Miles for sending in this quirky observation. I am most heartened to read that you believe dogs and animals go to heaven, perhaps there is yet hope for an apparently half “evolved” Chimp like me? Gibber! Gibber! Chugley Would You be the Better President? by Rev. Austin Miles Over the centuries, the patrons in barber shops and beauty salons across the nation  have long discussed the presidency.  “Why I could be a better president than the one we have,” is one example and is still often heard.  OK, let’s think of the president we are “gifted” with,…

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