BENDING EVERYTHING

BENDING EVERYTHING

Stalag ABC is not just content with publishing fudged figures for the weather,  but now shows one of your police chiefs, Commander Mark Walters of the ACT Federal Police, see above, also catching the fudging bug! You may remember a strange gas cylinder explosion in a VW van that denuded the Australian Christian Lobby’s building in Deakin, ACT, of its windows in December 2016. After conducting a short hospital bedside interview with the injured miscreant, (Jade Duong, pictured below right), Officer Walters publicly stated that there was no political or religious motivation for his act. Strange that yesterday this same Duong, a homosexual activist, stated that he indeed ignited a big bang because he didn’t like the ACL! Perhaps this is now one Big Bang that has been proven solvable by the human intellect? The one thought to have created our universe still remains unproven, despite years of “scientific” deliberations. Me? I’ll remain a monkey, thanks. Pictures: ACL’s Lyle Shelton inspecting the scorched car park after the explosion, (left) while a poker faced and dazed Jade Duong (right) is led away by friends after his big bang.

5 thoughts on “BENDING EVERYTHING”

  1. Well, I’ll be stonkered! Mr. Plod and his Porkies? Wouldn’t you know it. We can’t have people voicing their opinion by ramming vans into buildings can we? Failed brakes obviously…any amateur sleuth could see that.
    Buster Boiler

      1. PS: On the question of my evolving, this matter does concern me greatly. I seem to have got part of the extra DNA required to qualify me as human, but I am still waiting for the rest of the download, for instance the speech module. I think it will only manifest in the next generations and am conferring with Mrs Chugley about this. With kind Gibbers, Chugley

  2. One can see that you do not live in Canberra Chugley. This massaging of numbers and sticking to the party line is a very well developed in Canberra. The pollies and police have a very well developed way of calling black, white; and white, black to see what you will believe of the evidence.

    You poor primate you still need to evolve to make a polly or police. Excuse my p’s and q’s!

    1. Thanks for your shared concern about my p’s and q’s Sydneysider. Seems Canberra may be even more devious than dear old Sydney? It is a real challenge for an evolving Chimp like me to comprehend what is kosher about your world. to coin a phrase. My one big horror is that I might be re-classified as human, but I am a gene or two short right now. I don’t know how to download the missing links to hasten the process. Maybe Mrs Chugley will do this automatically if she can hurry up and produce some more children. Another huge worry is that they might get hold of her and gender bend her before we produce a new model… Really Sydneysider, it is a big worry being a Chimp these days, everything keeps changing! Gibber gibber…

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