I wonder if dear Andrew Bolt was trying to emulate me? You have my every sympathy, Mr Bolt, for this most painful fall from your fruit tree. We wish you a speedy recovery and look forward to your return to Sky on February 5th.

Close examination of the picture of me at the top of this post will show how the designer made us Chimpanzees very well equipped for tree climbing. You will see how there were some extra DNA transmitted details in our feet, for instance, enabling us to clutch branches more effectively than humans. I wonder if Mr Bolt might feature design versus evolution on his show? It might enlighten others as to their suitability for arboreal antics.

Gibber! Gibber!

Chugley, The Tree Climbing Chimpanzee