Well, it seems another of your esteemed institutions cannot be trusted to publish accurate figures!

First, it was the Bureau of Meteorology; now it is the Australian Medical Association.

According to Dr Chris Middleton of the AMA on The Andrew Bolt Report last evening, the AMA’S reported findings on children brought up in homes by their non-biological parents were distorted.

We chimpanzees never distort facts. They are sacrosanct in our world.

It makes an evolving chimpanzee wary of joining the human race if even its doctors cannot be trusted.

Gibber! Gibber!