Ally is a friend of my Blog and has a curious relationship with her family cat. The cat has some Russian ancestry, which may explain why it is on the eccentric side. She sent me a copy of a recent conversation she had with her furry friend. Maybe its evolving too?

Gibber Gibber!

Chugley

Cat Tolerator (They are useful for catching mice.)

• Name: Whiskers (Ally’s family Cat)
• Breed: Half-Siberian, half Lunatic
• How old are you? Almost 5
• What’s your favorite human food? Charcoal Chicken and sausages
• What are you scared of? Ha! I laugh in the face of danger. I put ice cubes down the vest of fear.
• Favorite toy or thing to play with? My owners’ feet when they move under the doona.
• Favorite things to do? Hurt people
• Least favorite thing to do? Take pills
• How do you feel about the vet? Who is this vet of whom you speak?
• Do you like water? Next question …
• Where do you sleep?

Wherever is the most inconvenient. Top stair is a good spot. Or the floor at the bottom of the stairs. There’s always a little tango as Dad tries to avoid a squishy landing, then some swearing as he crashes into the wall.
• Do you go to a groomer? Whoever wrote these questions obviously doesn’t have a clue.
•What’s your best trick? Opening the Cupboard of Doom in the kitchen every single day. My family thinks it has a poltergeist.
•Who are your best friends? My right and left paws.
• Do you like car rides? Only if I’m driving.
• Do you snore? No, but if it would make me more annoying I could learn.
• Are you a good cat? I meet all expectations of cats – be annoying, reject all food placed before me, be in the way, be on the wrong side of the door at all times – so yes, I am a good cat.
I also work for my keep. I am an excellent knitting tensioner and I do like catching mice – although I can never eat a whole one.