A TAIL OF TWO PRIMATES
Wot’s cooking Guv’nor?
Do you remember Archbishop Hollingworth?
You humans never fail to amaze me – do you remember how you once appointed an Archbishop Governor of Australia? An Archbishop of one of your leading Churches, who has stated that he doesn’t believe that Genesis is true. Further, you appointed this same man as the Queen’s representative in your country, when he also stated that you should get rid of her as head – and create a republic! The now retired Archbishop Hollingworth is generally described by his contemporaries as “outspoken” – why?
Well, this apparently devout and well meaning ecclesiastical Primate, is on record as blasting the Biblical account of creation as untrue. Those who trust the book of Genesis as the authoritative word of God, rather than believing in evolutionary nonsense, are, according to this Primate, quote: “…anti-knowledge, anti religious and anti science. Just as there is good and bad science, so there is good and bad religion..” end quote. This statement is preserved for posterity in the forward the Archbishop wrote to Professor Ian Plimer’s book, Telling Lies For God, Random House Australia, 1994. One might well ask what a devout, ordained and outspoken Archbishop is doing writing forwards for books written by devout outspoken (but unordained!) atheists and evolution promoters such as Professor Plimer! However it is now worth noting that Professor Plimer does not believe in the great “Global Warming” hoax! Well done Sir!
I find it a real monkey puzzle to work out what this human Primate really does believe. The God ordained Monarch of The United Kingdom and Australia is known as Defender of THE Faith or FID DEF in Latin. Will the outspoken Archbishop seek guidance from Buckingham Palace to promote FAITHS, plural, something that Prince Charles has said he will do? What bothers me is that if evolution is true, one day you may see one of my relations as Governor and no God fearing monkey could compromise like this! I think we are better off as monkey Primates and Archbishops as human Primates – a clear case of Primates for courses I say, so God willing I’ll just stay undercover in my zoo thanks very much!
Gibber gibber!
CHUGLEY
P.S Got any spare bananas? Good Aussie ones – not those imports!
2 thoughts on “A TAIL OF TWO PRIMATES”
Without trying to seem too strange Chugley, you seem to forget that we humans don’t always think things through too well. An archbishop who doesn’t believe in creation is like a scientist who doesn’t believe in gravity. Fortunately the creator, like gravity, doesn’t vanish in a puff of logic just because someone believes otherwise. I think he just cries at the stupidity. Blessings on your simple faith that is so wise!
Another banana with Blessings for you Peter! That is so true. I am encouraged that you sympathise with my puzzling about these things! Gibber gibber Chugley
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