HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)  -You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.  — Alan, age 10  -No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you are stuck with.  — Kristen, age 10  HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?  You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.  — Derrick, age 8  WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?  Both don’t want any more kids.  — Lori, age 8  WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN ON THE FIRST DATE? -On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.  — Martin, age 10  WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?  -When they’re rich.  — Pam, age 7  IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?  It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.  — Anita, age 9 (bless you child )  And the #1 Favorite is…….  HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?  Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump ttruck Ricky, age 10

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Chugley

The Monkey Menace