WRECKING BALL
May I suggest that you put your emotions on ice, and listen carefully as the leader of your free world explains the battle he is engaged in? May I further suggest that you pray fervently that this man is victorious? He compares to a wrecking ball, being used to smash the enemy. I fear that, if he loses, your world will enter a new dark age. Moreover I may well lose my comfortable zoo. This is not a game for choir boys.
Gibber! Gibber!
Chugley
Free World Chimp