WHEN A FLY FALLS INTO A CUP OF COFFEE

It seems to this monkey that Sydneysiders, if not most Australians, have lost their minds. Here is Julian Assange, who joined Bob Carr, former NSW Premier, and John Ruddick, Senior Libertarian member of the NSW Senate, in support of the HAMAS terrorist supporters, jamming up your Harbour Bridge on Sunday. A lone female judge, Justice Rigg, allowed this march to continue overruling police and politicians. It would seem to elevate stupidity and ignorance to an as yet unexperienced height. I thank Kelleigh Nelson and Bud Hancock for sending this preceptive, humourous, summary of how the different parties involved may think.
Gibber! Gibber!
Chugley
WHEN A FLY FALLS INTO A CUP OF COFFEE . .
The Italian – throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of rage.

The German – carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup of coffee.

The Frenchman – takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.

The Chinese – eats the fly and throws away the coffee.

The Russian – Drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.

The Israeli – sells the coffee to the Frenchman, sells the fly to the Chinese, sells the cup to the Italian, drinks a cup of tea, and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.

The Palestinian – blames the Israeli for the fly falling into his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, the German and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinian so there will be peace.

Bud Hancock