With all the massive amounts of money being discussed so glibly by your leaders I thought I would bring some monkey sense to bear and remind you of these facts –

If I told you I would pay you a debt I owed you in a million seconds it would take 12 days, the rest of the chart should open your eyes:

Gibber! Gibber!

Chugley

I Million seconds equals 12 days

1 Billion seconds equals 32 years

1 Trillion seconds 32 thousand years

For you to count to a trillion would take you 31.7 thousand years.

You may look differently now on the current debt figures after digesting these facts.