Margaret Court, the respected Christian Pastor and famous tennis champion of a bygone era, has been attacked viciously for expressing her beliefs in public, giving a strong serve to our National Carrier QANTAS in the process.

This gives me yet another reason to decline being re-classified as human. Why would I want to place myself in the line of fire when I can be cheerfully swinging through the trees? Heavens above the people with opposing ideas would make mincemeat of my hairy appearance and banana loving persona!

I cannot believe that some humans want to re-name the Margaret Court Arena because they disagree with some of Margaret’s professed Christian beliefs. What a load of old gibbering rubbish!  I would rather stay in my luxury cage and pursue my hobby of writing, thank you very much!