Category: Monkey musings

CHIMP & HUMAN DNA UPDATE

CHIMP & HUMAN DNA UPDATE

In case any of my readers are tempted to think that they are related to me, here is a very professional video, from Creation Ministries, explaining how this could not be the truth. What puzzles me is how I seem to have received half the human download, but not the rest. It has something to do with “jumping genes” according to Mr Google, but I think this is a bit of a “googly” myself. I will not be applying to join one of your cricket clubs any time soon. Another thing that puzzles me is that you teach your children…

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WHY SHOULD YOU BUY CHUGLEY A BANANA OR FIVE?

WHY SHOULD YOU BUY CHUGLEY A BANANA OR FIVE?

This is a good question! As I approach 50,000 hits on my Blog, I thought what a huge difference it would make to the zoo, Mrs Chugley and I, if they had sent five dollars each along the way! My technical advisor, Sarge, came up with an organisation called “By Me a Coffee” and we thought lets make it “Buy Me a Banana”. If you click on the “Buy Me a Banana”, the link is to the right of my posts, at the top on colour; you have the option of buying me one banana, from $5 to five for…

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Could monkeys type the 23rd Psalm?

Could monkeys type the 23rd Psalm?

For my readers who still may be trying to grasp the theory of evolution, I recommend a careful study of this article by Russell Grigg of Creation Ministries. This monkey remains convinced that “monkey to man” evolution never occurred. The compulsory teaching of this “theory” – presented to your children as proven fact – is surely largely responsible for the evil mess in which you all now find yourselves. Their is an excellent biography of Russell Grigg at the end of this article. Make sure you keep you and your children correctly informed about such matters. and subscribe to Creation…

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‘Alas! Poor Yorick!”

‘Alas! Poor Yorick!”

One of the most famous scenes in Shakespeare takes place in a graveyard. The grave-digger informs the young prince, Hamlet, that the skull belongs to the court jester, Yorick, ‘who was wont to set the table on a roar’. Hamlet, holding the skull in his hand, reflects on the transitory nature of life. The beloved Yorick is no more. Hamlet’s noble father, the king of Denmark is dead – murdered by his own brother. Hamlet’s father is now a tormented ghost seeking to be avenged. Even ‘Great Alexander’ is now ‘dust’. I wonder what the great poet would make of…

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AUSTRALIA 2021

AUSTRALIA 2021

After another week of witnessing the destruction of your country I thought this clever satirical advertisement appropriate. It encapsulates some of the old Australian cutting edge sense of humour. So don’t lose your sense of humour readers! I’ll keep mine ticking along. Gibber! Gibber! Chugley The Thinking Chimp PS: Check out my new shop! A purchase supports our work, strengthens your faith, and helps the work of our suppliers. Good business Chimp style. Stay tuned, more products are on the way. Now see Greg Willis’ series of DVD’s featuring the end times. Many think he is todays Barry Smith! Gibber!…

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CONSIDER

CONSIDER

This monkey gets more puzzled as the days go by. What do your laws really mean? Gibber! Gibber! Chugley

TRUCKIES TO CALL “HALT”?

TRUCKIES TO CALL “HALT”?

This monkey keeps a watch on developments – frankly I am concerned for my banana supply. It seems likely that Australian and New Zealand truck drivers are going to shut down both countries this coming Tuesday August 31st. See the report below from the Cairns News. Of course I recommend that you approach this matter in the same way that the Bereans approached Paul’s teaching about Jesus Christ. See Acts 17:11. Gibber! Gibber! Chugley New post on Cairns NewsTruckies set Tuesday for big showdown with Australia’s COVID dictatorshipby Editor, cairnsnewsThe advert that has been appearing online across Australia.The truck protest…

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ARE COMPUTERS MALE OR FEMALE?

ARE COMPUTERS MALE OR FEMALE?

Thank you David for sending through this witty clip. I am hoping that this week will bring better news for mankind, so why not begin it with a hearty laugh? Gibber! Gibber! Chugley

PUZZLING STARLIGHT

PUZZLING STARLIGHT

As I study the Creation/Evolution issue in my zoo, I am becoming convinced that the lie of evolution that has been foisted on your children is at the bottom of all the ills plaguing your world. This is an excellent discussion involving the age of the earth and starlight, one of the main issues at the core of the Creation/Evolution debate. You may think it hard, but what about me? I seem to be “evolving” but where will the rest of my “downloads” come from to make me fully human? Perhaps you will plug me in to your latest nefarious…

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