SPACE FLIGHT
Robert Firth, our retired Airline pilot friend, shares his reaction after being asked by NASA to visit the Space Station: NASA called me this morning asking if I wanted a seat on the next trip to the space station. I said “No thanks, I’m not much interested. The guy was confused, “We’re offering you the chance of a lifetime.” I asked him , “What’s in space?” He said “Nothing.” I said “Exactly!” I then asked asked him: “If I go, can I get a western omelet, grits and home fries with a short stack?” He laughed and said “No, just…
ATHEISTS ARE IDIOTS
Robert J. Firth is a retired Airline Captain with over 28,000 hours of flying time. He is also a prolific Author, and an aircraft dealer based in Florida USA. I am going to serialise his book Atheists are Idiots on Saturdays, and will feature an aircraft of the week for my readers considering avoiding the China virus disrupted Airports. Gibber! Gibber! Chugley THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING ATHEISTS 3 PREFACE Antitheism (sometimes anti-theism) implies an opposition to theism. The etymological roots of the word lie in the Greek anti-and theismos. The term has had a range of applications; in secular…
SUPER TROOPER
My keeper, Algy, recently got back in touch with an old friend with whom he went to School. Charlie Shea-Simonds, see picture above. Charlie joined the Parachute Regiment after passing through Officer training at Sandhurst, in the 1960’s, England. Charlie has written a rip roaring book of memoirs, which will alleviate all anxiety about the China virus, guaranteed! It is a book that celebrates a way of life and thinking that has, sadly, largely passed the “post modern” world by. It is a wonderful catalogue of heroism, hair raising deeds, escapes from lurid accidents from the first pages the action…
HEAVENLY SURPRISE
Kelleigh Nelson has urged me to put up extra posts a day. She does not wish me to limit the content. I will not “overload” my readers, but try to increase the range of interest. Many thanks to reader Max, who sent this provocative short verse. Supplementary posts must be short and impactful. Gibber! Gibber! Chugley I dreamt death came the other nightAnd heaven’s gate swung wide;With kindly grace an angel cameTo usher me inside. Yet there to my astonishmentStood folks I’d known on earth,Some I had judged as quite unfitOr of but little worth. Indignant words rose to my…
MONKEY BUSINESS
Hong Kong Times, Dec 30, 2004 A piece of creative writing from my new correspondent and prolific Author Robert J Firth. Whilst whiling away time in a Macau bar. AKA Philip Wee & S.T. Chung One of the most remarkable stories you will ever read. On August 3rd, 2003, medical history was made that will forever change our perception of the world and all living things. On that date, Dr. L.C. Wang, one of the world’s most renowned experts in human genetic manipulation reported today that he and his term of genetic engineers successfully transplanted the mind of a human…
PROFESSOR WINDY BELLOWS
I am delighted to welcome Robert J. Firth, retired Airline Pilot, prolific author and an all round interesting person, to my Blog. First a little about Robert: The books described on the following pages are written by Robert Firth. Mr. Firth is an airline pilot with 42 years experience flying aircraft worldwide. Captain Firth lived and worked in many countries throughout his career including 3 years in Vietnam, 5 in Africa and 12 in Europe and Russia along with many other interesting and contested garden spots. He has been writing since his university days. Robert knows well that America’s freedoms…
CHURCHES NOW STRIP CLUBS?
In a stunning example of your growing human lunacy I must ask my readers if they can explain this strange development As a peace loving Chimp I am lost for words! Gibber! Gibber! Chugley Chimp Needing Psychological Counselling
DONKEY VOTES
It appears that…… the allegations of election fraud seem to headed for the United States Supreme Court. It appears there are no fair hearings to be had in the courts of the Democrat stronghold States. Thank you David for sharing this evocative cartoon. The Bible is once more shown to be accurate: Jeremiah 17:9 The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it? Gibber! Gibber! Chugley The Glad to be a Chimp Chimp